What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 03:00

You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.